| User level: | |
| Location: | the Opéra Populaire |
| Heroes: | Dee Plume, Hundertwasser, Michael Burn, Bob Flanagan, David Ryder-Prangley, Ed Templeton. |
| Bio: | I know a girl, she's got a dream
I met her over by the tammy machine
Universal love in the unisex
Multiple orgasm at the multiplex
She was making eyes at me
She told me, and I had to agree
That doesn't look much like luxury
She went down to the tammy store
And started dripping all over the floor
I don't think you understand |
| Body modifications and personal flair: | Film-inspired tatt down the back of my left upper arm: lips, chop, wings, heart. Occasional blue hair. |
| Quote: | "Withdrawn and introverted, infectiously perverted." |
| Interests: | Agitation, nihilism, escapology. Your speaking voice. Tabloid bromances. London, Gothenburg, Helsinki, Turku. |
| Team: | The victorious MISTRESSES OF MAYHEM! |
| Position(s): | Blocker, dreaming of jammer. |
| Injuries: | Only an array of nice black bruises to the arse, knees, hips, ribs and cheeks...so far! |
| Derby Number: | revolution101 |
| Skating derby since: | THE BEGINNING |
| Committees/Roles: | Vice Prez, acting Treasurer, website helper monkey |
| Gear: | Old-as-the-hills pimped artistic skates, nasty neon pink Sure-Grip Zoom wheels, huge Protec Vert kneepads, candy apple green Triple8 helmet. |
| Best thing about being a rollergrrrl or rollerboi: | Nothing in the world is more empowering... |
| Derby Name: | TAM.MY MA.CHINE |
